Lit's Birthday Contest!

DeviantArt is celebrating its NINTH birthday! And we know that in that time, so many users have developed relationships with many different people and so we thought what better way to celebrate dA than with humorous tribute pieces?
That's right, your Lit GMs are challenging you to be funny ! Oh noes!

Rules:
This contest is open to both poetry and prose.
New pieces only (they must be submitted on or after August 1st)
They must be dedicated or centered on one or more of the following:
A deviant
A dA meme
A dA mascot
dA itself

Stipulations: These MUST be in good fun and good taste. Sure you can do an ode about your Guatemalan three way but stay within dA's policy and make sure that your pieces aren't unkind to the deviants you're focusing on. Remember, these are /tributes/. Play nice!

Dates:
Start date: August 1st
End Date: August 31st

Submit to:
Contests > 2009 > deviantART 9th Birthday > Humorous Tributes
Judges:
StJoan, fllnthblnk , SparrowSong , LadyLincoln

Prizes:
First Prize - $50 dev dollars, fella plush, year sub
Second Prize - $25 dev dollars, 6 month sub, lit-mug
third Prize - $15, 3 month sub, buttons


Remember, the purpose of this is to have fun , not create your best piece of lit ever. This is an exercise in not taking yourself or anyone else too seriously